A Peice of Cake.

This really is a wonderful diet! It's as easy as pie. Or should I say, "It's a peice of cake?" Cheesecake that is. That's what I had for breakfast this morning. Did I mention how much I love this diet?  Hmmm....? I wonder how much weight I've gained?

Hey, all this fatty food wasn't my idea. It's the protocol. I was told that these 'load' days will keep me from starving when I start the 500 Calorie diet tomorrow, so who am I to argue?  Had bacon for lunch and looking forward to some KFC for dinner. Would it be wrong to add some mac n cheese and mashed potatoes with butter and biscuts with gravy? 

Would it be wrong to indulge in one more 'load' day? Okay let me get a grip. It must be the fat talking. I am drunk with power!

But tomorrow the party is over, so I just have to ask. Would it be wrong to get into bed tonight with a jar of peanut butter and a really big spoon?